Friday, 3 February 2012

Dating Profile of 'Genericgirl27'

Hi there, I'm just trying this out because online dating seems to work for my friends.

I am strong and independently minded, but not so independently minded that I don’t desire a real man, someone who is nice to his mother and knows how to treat a woman. If you don’t know how to do this but look good with your shirt off, I’ll let you ask me out anyway.

I LOVE to travel I’ve been to (insert name of 5 European cities) in the last year and I loved it. But I want someone to share the experience of getting drunk and having unprotected sex on a Contiki tour across South America with.  If online dating fails, I’ll do this anyway with the Spanish guy at the back of the bus.

I am so OVER Clubbing despite the fact that my profile picture has me looking drunk, under four layers of makeup, and in the shortest skirt I own. I would much prefer a quiet drink with friends, because I think that this is what you want to read. I adore my friends and family, they mean the world to me. So much so that the previous sentence contained no originality whatsoever.

In my spare time I like water sports, none of which I haven't been bothered to try, but this is a sure fire way to weed out the computer geeks who stay at home and play with their ‘joysticks.’ But I am equally happy cuddling up on the couch with a DVD. Currently I am reading ‘insert name of a Jodi Piccoult or Stig Larsen book’ but I like reading biographies too, because they inspire me in some way, but not enough as to be specific about any of them.

Feel free to contact me if you want to know anything else. Except if I think you’re ugly or boring then I’ll dismiss you in a second, without thinking twice. I can’t wait to get to know you!!!!  

1 comment:

  1. Who's that girl and where can I find her? Now that is the personality I am talking about. No facade, no conceit, just one real girl talking about her life and how she wants to spend it with some potential mate. I just love it. Maybe I can replicate it to be something more masculine, eh? alt com

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