Sunday, 25 September 2011

John Hughes Was On To Something!

A ‘match’ implies symmetry, or at least that is what I thought.

It appears as though John Hughes circa 1985 would have a better concept of what constitutes a dating match than the seemingly ‘sophisticated software’ I chose to help me on my quest to find a potential mate.

So far, here’s a cross section of responses to what apparently constitutes a match for me.
  1. ‘I don’t really read. Do fashion magazines count?’ That would be HELL NO 
  2. I like a man who takes the time to go the gym and work out’ I have really strong wrist muscles from pushing my joystick on my wheelchair forward?
  3. ‘Politics is stupid.’ I’m not going to even attempt to respond.

Really is it asking too much to have a match with someone who I have at least some commonalties with?

While we’re at secret wishes that will never happen. I’d really like someone to contact me first.

If John Hughes ever updates his operating system I’d like these brains, this humour, these sets of interests and these looks.

Thank you very much.

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